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10 Hilarious Vintage Cellphone Commercials [VIDEOS]

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10 Hilarious Vintage Cellphone Commercials [VIDEOS]

via Mashable! by Amy-Mae Elliott on 4/3/11

If you remember the days when having a "transportable" telephone meant you had to carry around a powerpack the size of a beer cooler, then this collection of videos is going to send you down memory lane.

For anyone who doesn't recall those golden years, this gallery is a fascinating insight into the cellphone technology of yesteryear. Commercials are like windows onto a society's cultural mores. Here you can catch a glimpse of what was aspirational at the time.

Prepare yourself for some seriously retro tech, some cheesy commercial toons and some just plain awful hair and click through the gallery. Let us know in the comments below which ads are your favorites.

1. Ericsson Commercial

Let's face it. The only reason that woman can hide her humongous phone is because her hair is so big.

2. BT Cellnet Commercial

Ex-Doctor Who Tom Baker sells out, sorry, advertises BT Cellnet phones by comparing them to a Roman amphitheater. We don't really get it either.

3. Radio Shack Commercial

This phone is only "transportable" in the very loosest sense of the word.

4. Nokia Advert

Here, Nokia takes an unusual approach by promoting the cell phone as a high-tech little black book for sleazy yuppies.

5. General Electric Cell Phone Commercial

If you ever wondered why General Electric never made it big in the cell phone market, this advert from 1989 should help shed some light.

6. Motorola Flip Phone Commercial

Motorola's approach to flogging early cell phones was to highlight every single scenario in which such a device might prove useful. We get it already!

7. BT Pagers Advert

This ad is so bad it's good.

8. Centel Commercial

Billed on YouTube as the first cell phone ad, this ghastly video is all aspirational lifestyle and good looking, healthy and affluent people. It apparently didn't do Centel much good in the long run.

9. Qualcomm Commercial

Now this is just plain scary.

10. Motorola DynaTAC Commercial

We leave you with our favorite video of the lot. This informative clip from Motorola brings the news that eventually, "seeing people using cellular phones may seem as commonplace as someone checking time on an electronic watch." Bring on the "cellular revolution!"